cpram86

For shits and giggles

Sun, 08 Jan 2006 06:22:12 GMT

How did you enjoy your drive down to Homestead today?

I quit..

Wed, 21 Dec 2005 05:09:09 GMT

..I'm going to quit out on school, seriously, this is so stupid; if I'm not taking an exam I'm studying for one..I thought college was supposed to be all doin bitches and drinkin beers
..the movies all lie, college is alotta work =/

he didn't pick up

Tue, 20 Dec 2005 22:05:15 GMT

ha ha maybe next time.

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaymn

Tue, 20 Dec 2005 21:59:34 GMT

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.....i'm fucking horny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i woke up, horny as fuck!!!!! i need to get my cock sucked!!!!!!! anyone wanna drain these big, low hanging balls for me??? i'm in need of some serious cock sucking action here!!!!!!!
although, my big cock is raw from jacking off to my new porno DVDs. ha ha!! i came 5 times already today - 2 this early morning, twice when i returned, and once about 15 minutes ago. (hey........i'm a horny fucking cuban!!!!!!! don't hate me because i produce sperm faster than i can desposit it) now that i'm up and awake, i need a warm, velvety mouth to nurse my aching cock. soft, expert lips caressing my cock....an eager, wet tongue lathering my angry dick.....up and down, up and down, up and down, side to side, side to side......sucking the sugars from these low hanging balls.

daym i'm hard!!!!!!!!!! since there isn't a throat available at my disposal, time to whack off........any suggestions on creative ways to spank the monkey?????????????????

happy birthday

Tue, 20 Dec 2005 21:56:30 GMT

you're getting old

Why is it that only whites can be racists?

Sun, 04 Dec 2005 08:14:51 GMT

You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction.
You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey" and even "The Man" and you think it's OK.
But when I call you, "Nigger", "Kike", "Towelhead", "Sand-Nigger", "Camel Jockey", "Beaner" or "Chink" you call me a racist.

You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live

You have the United Negro College Fund.
You have Martin Luther King Day.
You have Cesar Chavez Day.
You have Yom Hashoah
You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi
You have the NAACP.
You have BET.

If we had WET(white entertainment television) we'd be racists.

If we had a White Pride Day you would call us racists.

If we had white history month, we'd be racists.

If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives, we'd be racists.

If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships, you know we'd be racists.

In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights.
If we marched for our race and rights, you would call us racists.

You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it.
But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.

You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us.
But, when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug-dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist.

I am white.
I am proud.

But, you call me a racist.
Why is it that only whites can be racists?

WTF?

Tue, 22 Nov 2005 07:45:46 GMT

Everytime I want to go to my Ft Lauderdale house me little loser cousin decides to go up.
He doesn't want me getting close to him. The jealous fucktard!

Fuck him I'm going to no mater what the gay piece of shit tries.

Ashley got Fucked

Mon, 14 Nov 2005 04:19:21 GMT

Ashley is not doing good after I fucked her up this weekend.

Fat bitch

Thu, 10 Nov 2005 16:42:00 GMT

I wish you would have stayed in fucking Lakeland. I hate my fat mother. No wonder my pop turned gay.

Thu, 10 Nov 2005 06:13:13 GMT

We got our power back today!
Still want that blowjob, lol

Things that suck 101

Sat, 05 Nov 2005 06:55:51 GMT

Not having power sucks. There's nothing to except get drunk.

I need to get my dick sucked.

play with my balls

Fri, 04 Nov 2005 05:28:40 GMT

you know you want to

Too bad

Thu, 03 Nov 2005 04:32:26 GMT

Too bad Wilma didn't kill Andy

Hurricane Wilma is coming

Thu, 03 Nov 2005 04:24:45 GMT

Hurricane Wilma is coming

happy birthday to me.

Sun, 09 Oct 2005 07:14:24 GMT

i had 19 jello shots. one for each year.
i'm fucked up.
still waiting for that dick worshiping blowjob.
let me know.
gnite

i want a blowjob.

Sun, 09 Oct 2005 02:00:28 GMT

tomorrow is my birthday and you know what i want?
i want a blow-job, a nice and looooong one.
by someone who does it well.
i wanna sit back, spread my legs, watching that hungry mouth drooling to taste my huge, uncut cock. i want the tongue to lather my balls...then slowly work it's way up the thickly-veined shaft............up, around, and inside the foreskin.........then tasting the glistening, bulbous head............savoring the sticky pre-cum.............swallowing these nutrients that have been churning in my balls for 18 years........then engulfing the whole length of my cock............sucking and milking with expert lips!!!!!!
the lips wrapped around the entire 8 inches...sucking and demanding my hot cum!!!!!!!!!!! the throat of this cocksucker wrapped around my huge cock, milking this raging dick!!!!!!!! finally, after a lengthy session.........my toes begin to tingle.........my breathing quickens............my moaning grows louder......my tongue begins to curl...........my lips begin to moisten.............my back arches............my hand behind the back of the neck, erupting huge streams of sperm down his hungry throat!!!!!!! depositing sweet cum into this hungry stomach!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...

AAAAAAAH yes.............yes!!!! aaaaaaaaaaahh yea.......yea....yea...........aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah yea!!!!!
thats what i needed...a looooooooonoooooooon, hot blowjob............

Kill jAsper

Sat, 08 Oct 2005 03:53:18 GMT

my gay little cousin was there at fiu trying to be cool.
he's so gay.
and i don't mean gay as in homosexual i mean gay as in dumb.
my girl was making fun of him and he didn't get get it.
what a dumbass!

no wonder he can only date middle school girls, lol.

Family gossip for shits and giggles.

Tue, 27 Sep 2005 02:54:33 GMT

Mom and pop were talking about my cousin during dinner. My pop is doing some work for them at his house. Pop said my cousin is dating a 15 year highschool girl. That's really fucked up cause he's a year older than me. He's about 4ft tall so maybe that's the best he can do?

hard times.

Tue, 27 Sep 2005 02:25:35 GMT

It never occured to me until recently, but having an erection in the workplace is very inconvenient.

No point or anything. Just thought I'd throw that out there.

My birthday wish.

Tue, 27 Sep 2005 02:23:16 GMT

I've hated you since we were kids and I hate you more now .

You're a piece of shit and I'm embarrassed to be related to you.

Does us a favor and drop dead today.

boobs are also nice.

Tue, 27 Sep 2005 02:16:09 GMT

A friend of mine once asked me why men like to stare at tits so much - specifically, the big ones. I looked up to her face and said, "What?"

Anyway, I do have a theory on the matter. It all goes back to instincts. If a girl has a nice rack, she may be more capable of nursing offspring than a girl with mosquito bites on her chest. At the most basic level, we are all shuffling through life, trying to find a mate that's best-suited to raising our young so we can pass on our genetic information. Our affection for tits is all a part of the natural process of creation.

The same girl asked me about asses, too. Why do we like to stare at girls' asses? Well, if a girl has a nice ass, she's probably more physically fit than a girl with jiggly rolls of fat drooping every which way. The more physically fit a woman, the more capable she is of nurturing your spawn.

So, ladies, if you catch me staring at your tits or your ass, thank me. That means I think you're a suitable mate. Now let's go bang in the back room.

Stuff and stuff.

Tue, 27 Sep 2005 02:11:33 GMT

I promised news. I bring news.

not that anybody's reading this.

I pussied out a bit and just asked her if she'd like to hang out outside of work sometime. Not quite what I was going for, but it's progress, and she's all for it. Now I just have to, you know, think of things to do. But Miami is a good-sized city. There's always something to do here.

Beyond that, there's not much to tell today. Life is good.

Wish me luck.

Tue, 27 Sep 2005 02:07:02 GMT

I figure I'm gonna try my luck with that hot coworker of mine next Monday. She seems like she's really into me, so I'll give it a shot. I suppose I'll keep you updated on that as things go on.

Is it just a need? A compulsion?

Thu, 22 Sep 2005 02:29:31 GMT

La venganza es irreversible. Como la herida. Como todo acto. Como todas las cosas

my dick go Bam Bam...

Thu, 22 Sep 2005 02:18:46 GMT